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| Sardar proposed girl with romantic poetry Kutta mar gaya razai main Main pagal hon teri judai main Gobar pe machar beth nai sakta Sardar tere bin reh nai sakta |
| 2 Arbii ek Doosry ko galiaan dy rhy hoty hain .... Qareeb sy guzarty howe Sardar ny un say kaha ... BHAIYOON HAMARY LIE BHI DUA KARNA |
| Sardar1: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwaya fair BA karwaya Fair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa. Sardar2: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de |
| Aik sardar apne shoulder pe parrot ko bitha ke ja raha tha kissi ne poocha " ye janwar kahan se laye ho?" parrot foran bola "punjab se" |
| Sardar1 : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai. |
| Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati. |
| Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye |
| Sadar Ko Dost Ne Khane Pe Bulaya Ghar Pe Tala Laga Tha 0r Likha Tha Bewakuf Banaya Sadar Ne Hoshyari Dikhai Neche Likh Diya Hum Yahan Aaye Hi Nahi They |
| Sardar was smoking in front of his father. sardar"s friends: oayy abbay day samnay smoking sardar: aba hi hay na?? koi potrol pump to nahi |
| Sardar ne apni wife ko apnay aik friend ke saath kissing kartay huay dekh lia aur apnay friend ko goli maar di Sardar ki wife boli: bilkul ghalat! agar tumhari yehi routine rahi to aik din tum sab friends se hath dho betho ge |
| Filmi life aur Asli life me kya FARQ hai? Sardar:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai. |
| One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually? Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning? Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning. |
| Two sardars were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary. Sardar1: Kya Goal mara. Sardar2: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai |
| A Sardar was passing from a jungle, A Churail stops him & says: Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon, Sardar:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar bhi hai |
| A Sardar G was without a shirt. His friend says: " Wah Sardar G, badi fit chest A tuhadi." Sardar proudly replies: Oye! Hallay tay tu apni paabi Dee nai vekhi! |
| Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha" sardarji aap kyu har sunday holi khelte ho?" Sardar bola : maine padha hai "sunday is a holiday" |
| Sardar looked himself in the mirror and said - Ise kahi dekha hai? Then he said: Yaad aya, ye to wahi kamina hai jo meri shaadi ke album mein meri biwi ke saath tha ! |
| A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. |
| Sardarni: I am pregnant. Sardar: Main to ENGLAND main tha. Sardarni: Apki foto thi mere pass! Sardar: Jhoot mat bolo photo to kamar tak hi thi. |
| Wife: mere iraaday baray naik hain, aap 1000 main aik hain Sardar: oye assi sikh hun aqal mand ho gaye aan, pehlan eh dass eh baqi 999 kaun ne???? |
| Sardar was ill his son called doctor doctor: alaamaat kia hain? santa"s son: kujh nai doctor saab! bas bapu subha da vibration te lagya hoya a |
| Two sardar jungle me, Samne sher a gaya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne laga. 2nd wahen khara rha 1st:abhey bhag 2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai. |
| Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai |
| A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon. The other sardar replies, Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon! |
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Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody |
| I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me |
| Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me |
| if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous... |
| Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... |
| Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday |
| Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass |
| The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? |
I look at the moon |
U R 100% beautiful, |
| One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life |
| A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K – Kidding |
| Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide??? |