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MSN AND YAHOO NICK NAMES
FUNNY NICK NAMES
| I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. I invented the cordless extension cord. I`m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me. If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom. Take my advice...I don't need it anyways. Fat people are harder to kidnap. Your village just called... they want their idiot back! It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. Never do anything that you wouldn`t want to explain to the paramedics. Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year. Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who`s got the smallest. I never appoligize! I`m sorry, that`s just not the way I am. If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk. Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas. Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn`t brain my damage. What happens if u get scared half to death twice? If Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her friends? I'm Blonde...what's your excuse? Earth first. We`ll screw up the other planets later. The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo. Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass. Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls. Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened? My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. Would you kindly shut your noise-hole. I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them. When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don`t be open-minded, your brains might fall out. Why doesn`t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? Anarchists of the world, unite! A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can`t. An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead. My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex. I drink to make other people interesting. Lower the age of puberty! Booze is the answer. I don`t remember the question. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? Superman is a travestite. Drinking is the answer, I don`t remember the question. All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now? You don`t buy the drink here, you only rent it. Why don`t sheep shrink when it rains? I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven. You and the bank own a very lovely home. |
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| Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out! I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? Call me anytime, I won't be home. I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me. Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live. Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head! If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you! Love Is More Than Just A Kiss. I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. I like my sugar with coffee and cream. Love Is Like A Blue Sky With No Ends. Call me anytime, I won't be home. I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me. Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason. Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell. Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever. Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one. If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head! I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me? The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is L. Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me. |
| Why are boxing rings square? How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke? What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why are buttons on boy's shirts on a different side than girl's shirts? Why are things typed up but written down? Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi? I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked. What is a male ladybug called? If you crossed a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour? If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark? If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room? Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. |
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