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FUN STUFF
FUNNY QUESTIONS
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? |
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? |
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? |
| If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? |
| What does OK actually mean? |
How do you handcuff a one-armed man? |
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? |
Can you blow a balloon up under water? |
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles? |
| Why is it called a TV set when there is only one? |
| If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? |
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? |
| If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? |
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? |
| If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? |
| Can people who cannot speak burp? |
| Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa ? |
beans, and all beans are a vegetable? |
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? |
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? |
| Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? |
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? |
| Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? |
| Did they have antiques in the olden days? |
| Can blind people see their dreams? |
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